HEYHEYHEYHEY!

What's that font you're using? You can't fool me, that is DEF a font :P
But it's a really AWESOME font, so I wanna know it xD
Also, good animation, a little "tween-y," maybe venture a little into frame by frame animation :D

Mostly bizarre

I know you were going for the whole edge of "Hey! I'll bet a tampon would have a lot of funny things to say!" But overall there weren't a MASSIVE amount of jokes that were really related to this, it was just that a tampon was talking, and saying weird stuff.
Like, not funny because it's weird. Just weird.
I think you tried to give the tampon too many human characteristics (Going to college, marrying, even being "employed" was kinda odd in my opinion)... Perhaps if you had Gone more with the tampon's actual personality, having him reveal actual "confessions," rather than just say things like "Oh, yeah! I graduated! Because I'm a tampon, it's funny." You could have him go into some sorta development about how he's become clinically depressed from simply "being used and just all of a sudden being abandoned by the one person I know..." Or maybe some sorta medical/Emergency-Room type memory due too a bunch of blood rushing to his head... I dunno.
The marrying a pickle was probably the weirdest. Of all things, a pickle?

All in all, I did like the joke at the end, tying it back to "He's a tampon, so the SITUATION is funny." Instead of "He's a tampon, it's funny whenever he says something."
So, 4 :D

Echhhh

Everything was above average, but... not astounding.
Figure drawing (Specifically, bulkiness of the arms, hands), Plot (Make it go somewhere, not just stay on one fairly humorous bit for so long), Voice Acting, Animation (Facial Expressions, Lip Synching), etc. Were all good, but I really think if you just put in more effort, you have the potential to make something REALLY astounding :D

I liked it for how far I got

BUT, I had two problems...
1: I couldn't figure out a way to kill the spider.
2. When I put whiskey in the trade-o-matic, I got into the "ready to fight the pig hunter" pose.
(I got all the way as far as meeting Mr. Personality)

298 Seconds!

Hooray! Less than 300 Seconds to complete, if only barely!
Very humorous, in a tongue-in-cheek way :D
Very different, fresh, HAD to play it again... and then again :P

The REAL reason why we're voting low....

It's not because it's in the Halloween collection. It's honestly for every other reason.
1) The weird story isn't funny, sorry to break it to ya.
2) The graphics are quite unsatisfactory, and remind me of every other flash submission with bad graphics, ever. Especially the thick brush strokes, Terrible looking play button, and default pencil tool lines.
3) The game mechanics are poor at best. I'm not entirely sure how you messed up a game engine so simple, but I've seen 5 step tutorials for platformers with better engines.
4) Just to make thing clear, the "random thing" you put in the background such as angry face, a cannon, and a man singing with a crudely drawn bullet about to hit him, are not funny, entertaining, or interesting in any way. However, they do seem to showcase your incredible inability to draw art, I'll give them credit for that.
5) How LONG did this take you to make? Because if iy took you less than 5 consecutive hours of work, you're definitely doing it wrong. I know for a face that any submission I've enjoyed has taken more than that long to make. Usually a great deal more time is required.
So please, next time you submit, think about all of those above comments, and at least get 4/5 to a satisfactory level.
And one last thing. Using a good song does not make a game good. In fact, I thought the constant looping music was pretty freakin' annoying.

I must say.

This failzorg should definitely have 9 votes of 5. Too bad jerks around here have to down vote it for no reason >.>

YES! FINALLY!

Does that mean another collab is starting????

An intelligent review....

Because I'm not sure many people are trained to read and interpert the previous reviews, having been written in some sort of code...
I personally really liked this song. Along with everyone else. C'mon, you know you liked it. Especially how the notes were kinda "reversed." That was original. And incredible. And everything else was also awesome.
It's a great song, and... I... must... blurt out... untelligent babble.... GRRRRR.....
WAHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO! THAT WAS AWESOME! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Keep it up

I think Sedrich deserves a...

PRRRRRROMOTION

Why yes I do like very much :D

Alright, here's my opinion:
Color choice: Wonderful, the bright, saturated colors are always my favorites, and there's even an excellent arrangement of them, too :D
Outline: It works very well in most places, but I'd like to see what it would look like if it wasn't there for drips/stains
Size: Based on the movement/flow of the colors being horizontal, I think it'd actually be interesting if you made this more of a landscape-shaped piece, with the image extending more to the right, and possibly even moving the bottom of the image down a bit too. For the rest of the image, you wouldn't need to add a lot I believe, just maybe some abstract, faint, and faded color splotches so that it isn't completely white, and having that "Hint of Color" as you put it in the upper left corner-area of the image would suffice in creating that sense of motion from left to right which I think would make the piece work even better =D
Overall: Very cool, I like a lot :D

His hand...

it is backwards... If his fingers are bending like that, his thumb should be on the outside.
But it looks pretty cool! I'd just work on making sure your light source is for the most part coming from one direction, and maybe have the hair be less solid at the edges, where it should be parting into almost separate strands.
As one final thing, I'll say that while the green smoke is moving to the left, the tie is moving to the right.
But yeah! Still overall very much something I think is cool, I'd just say do a little more planning in your art is all :P